"Im about to be Abducted Yo"

Lionel Messi is downtown playing against Cincinnati and everyone of financial importance is running a mile here a mile there, everyone is entitled, everyone driving is important downtown. Some times I'm aggressive if Im about to miss a turn, only if I see an opening, but I don't feel a sense sole entitlement. Nor do I do a british bird from a black arm after someone lets me in. Not once but twice. (two fingers up your arse up up. )The city is too caotic, like a circus of driving clowns some clowns play music so loud the bass, it not only rattles loose screws out of your car but it sets of multiple alarms as they drive by. Look at me, I'm a clown. After a few rides I pull up to a place to stop a Tall African gal who is smoking dressed for winter in with a large hooker bag in her arm (the give away in Cincinnati)starts to walk over thinking Im there to take her to a hotel or home, when she realizes Im not there to solict sex, she shares a look of disappointment and goes back to her corner after as I back my car into a place to rest just infront of other parked cars. I decline 4$ after 4$ ride. Its not worth the stress. 10 minutes if your lucky, if you can find a spot to even stop to pick up the passenger. Lionel Messi missed his boat as an actor. I wanted to get out of the circus. Finally a ride heading north gets me started. Several rides later im almost completely out of the cursed city. Im trying to go towards home, when I get A 4$ ride going for any normal non entitled person who is healthy a 1'mile walk. It was hot during the day but had significantly cooled by 930pm. My rider a tall slang speaking lady is on the phone. Her "friends" had just left her company and at first thought they where part of the ride. she says," Can you believe dem? I cants stands dem" with the lights it was a long ride probably a shorter walk after all it was full of sidewalks. As her lethargic sounding boyfriend who was on speaker talked, he sounded burned out , most likely from her drama. As the entire phone call was that. He would chime in a " yea" "yea" slow, burned out, low energy. When the ride was finally over we said our goodnight, thats when we speak the same discernable language. After I had already given her 5 stars. she is closing the door "Have u eva felt like your Uba ride was goin tu ubduct you yo?" she said it loud and like the city clown she was with a laugh. Some fantasies are twisted ones. Look elsewhere yo.